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Thursday, December 4, 2025

Curdled (1996)

A seductive serial killer (William Baldwin), who preys on wealthy women, meets his match when he comes across an addled simple minded  woman (Angela Jones) whose job is to clean crime scenes including those of the serial killer. Directed by Reb Braddock in his only feature film. This mix of black comedy and slasher crime movie (Quentin Tarantino was an executive producer) didn't work for me. Although Baldwin is top billed, the real star of the movie is Angela Jones. But the film is muddled and both the characters are a turn off which leaves us as observers rather than fully invested in the characters. Baldwin is so strange and creepy that he may as well have "I am a serial killer" tattooed on his forehead and it's near impossible to imagine wealthy women finding him attractive. As for Angela Jones, she's every bit as creepy. She's fascinated by the murders and wants every gory detail of the killings. She's so whacko that you eventually give up on her and her fate starts to become of no interest to the viewer. With Lois Chiles, Kelly Preston, Barry Corbin, Daisy Fuentes and Bruce Ramsay.

L'Amant De Lady Chatterley (aka Lady Chatterley's Lover) (1955)

The faithful wife (Danielle Darrieux) to her war wounded paraplegic husband (Leo Genn), whose fortune flows from a local coal mine, seems unconcerned about her loss of sexual fulfillment. This changes when she crosses the path of the estate's new gamekeeper (Erno Crisa). Based on the controversial 1928 novel by D.H. Lawrence and directed by Marc Allegret (PLUCKING THE DAISY). As a film, this was as controversial as Lawrence's source material (which was banned for obscenity in the U.S., Canada, Japan, Australia and India). The film was banned in New York for obscenity until 1959 when the Supreme Court reversed the ban. Controversy aside, how is the movie? Very good adaptation I thought. I can see how in 1955, the film was considered "obscene". The sexual relationship in the film is frank and unapologetic which was anathema to uptight audiences of the 1950s. Darrieux makes for an exquisite Lady Chatterley, Genn a perfectly repugnant Lord Chatterley with only Crisa's gamekeeper lacking. Since it's no longer "controversial", today's viewers can concentrate on the class distinctions which make the relationship untenable to its closed society. It's not the adultery, it's who's she's sleeping with. With Berthe Tissen and Janine Crispin.

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

The Affairs Of Cellini (1934)

Set against the lushness of 16th century Florence in Italy. The famous artist Benvenuto Cellini (Fredric March) is rapidly becoming known more for his womanizing and fighting than his art. Complications arise when the Duchess of Florence (Constance Bennett) takes a fancy to him and the Duke (Frank Morgan in an Oscar nominated performance) takes a fancy to his latest model (Fay Wray). Based on the play THE FIREBRAND OF FLORENCE by Bess Meredyth and directed by Gregory La Cava (STAGE DOOR). This racy historical romantic comedy is amusing in spurts, enough charm to keep one interested but not enough to make it memorable. The players are game but the surprise is that Fay Wray, not known for her comedic prowess, steals the movie. As the shallow model with an appetite for food and luxury, she's delightful. The film was made prior to the Hays Code but released after the Hays Code went into effect which might explain how the frequently risque situations pop up in the movie. Audiences weren't in the mood and the film didn't do well at the box office. With Louis Calhern and Jessie Ralph.

Come To The Stable (1949)

Two French nuns (Loretta Young, Celeste Holm) come to America to set up operations in a local stable in order to raise money for a children's hospital. Directed by Henry Koster (MY COUSIN RACHEL). Oy! A treacly sentimental slice of hokum with Loretta Young and Celeste Holm looking all beatific and pious as they obnoxiously hustle and annoy everyone around them but we're supposed to excuse them because they're nuns! These merciful penguins don't resemble the holy terrors from my childhood. Inexplicably, this sugary faith based movie received seven, count them, 7 Oscar nominations including three for acting (Young for best actress, Holm and Elsa Lanchester for supporting actress) despite the fact that their performances are adequate at most. Not as bad as GOING MY WAY (what could be?) but the schmaltz is piled nearly as high but thankfully no Barry Fitzgerald! There is one mildly amusing sequence with Holm playing a tennis match in her habit. With Hugh Marlowe, Thomas Gomez, Dooley Wilson, Dorothy Patrick and Mike Mazurki.

Wicked: For Good (2025)

A year has passed since she (Cynthia Erivo) was branded the Wicked Witch Of The West by the duplicitous Madame Morrible (Michelle Yeoh). Determined to expose the Wizard (Jeff Goldblum) of Oz as a fake, Elphaba must also deal with the betrayal by her best friend (Ariana Grande). Based on the Broadway musical (music and lyrics by Stephen Schwartz) by way of the novel by Gregory Maguire and directed by John M. Chu (CRAZY RICH ASIANS). This is NOT a sequel to the 2024 hit WICKED. It is the second act of the Broadway show which ended at the play's intermission point. It's a solid and satisfying conclusion to part one. If WICKED was dominated by Cynthia Erivo, it's Ariana Grande who takes over in WICKED FOR GOOD and she's much stronger here that in the first half. I'll be upfront and admit I'm not the greatest fan of the 1939 film version (or its outdated message) but after WICKED (parts 1 and 2), I doubt I'll ever look at it the same way again. Some have complained that this doesn't live up to the first part, I disagree. It's a fitting closure. With Jonathan Bailey, Ethan Slater, Marissa Bode and Bowen Yang.

Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Of Mice And Men (1968)

Set during the Great Depression, two drifters find some work on a ranch. One (George Segal) watches over his mentally challenged friend (Nicol Williamson) whose inability to control his strength is their undoing. Based on the novel by John Steinbeck (previously filmed in 1939) and directed by Ted Kotcheff (WEEKEND AT BERNIES). While I respect the source material, I've never found Steinbeck's book (and the various film, stage and TV incarnations) very appealing. This television adaptation is very well done, I'll give it that with fine performances by the two leads. Williamson doesn't overdo the backward hulk and Segal gives a sensitive performance treading the line of genuine love for his friend and frustration at how the burden of caring for his friend impedes his ability to lead his own life. But I still find Steinbeck's narrative unnecessarily unpleasant. With Joey Heatherton as the slutty wife who seals Williamson's fate, Will Geer, Donald Moffat, Don Gordon, Dana Elcar and Moses Gunn.

Sunday, November 30, 2025

The Photographer (1974)

A popular Los Angeles photographer (Michael Callan) harbors a dark secret. His hatred of his slutty, alcoholic mother (Barbara Nichols) morphs into the need to kill. So he lures attractive women to model for him then photographs them in the throes of death! Directed by William Byron Hillman (DOUBLE EXPOSURE). A rather lurid B exploitation thriller that offers nothing new until the very end when a shocking twist ending that I didn't see coming (and I doubt you will too) makes you sit up but you have to sit through a very mediocre and poorly constructed movie to get to it though the ending is almost (I said almost) worth it. Callan's performance is over the top at times but it's not the actor's fault, the screenplay seems to push it in that direction. The score by Jack Goga is above average and gives the film some mystery. With Edward Andrews, Harold J. Stone and Spencer Milligan.

Saturday, November 29, 2025

Vanity Fair (2004)

The orphaned daughter (Reese Witherspoon) of a poor painter (Roger Lloyd Pack) takes on the job of a governess when she leaves the orphanage. That it just her first step in her attempt to break into society and secure a place among the nobility. Based on the novel by William Makepeace Thackery and directed by Mira Nair (MONSOON WEDDING). I found this a solid adaptation of the much filmed (both in movies and television) 1848 Thackery novel. Purists may be displeased with the screenplay's changes to the character of Becky Sharp (Witherspoon) from the original source material. The calculating social climber and gold digger is gone and replaced by a much more sympathetic and likable Becky than in the book and the film is given a happy ending. Not surprisingly, Nair emphasizes India more than the book and even tosses in a Bollywood dance number. The gorgeous costumes were designed by Beatrix Aruna Pasztor. With Bob Hoskins, Gabriel Byrne, Jim Broadbent, Eileen Atkins, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Romola Garai, Geraldine McEwan, Barbara Leigh Hunt and James Purefoy.

Wednesday, November 26, 2025

Variety Girl (1947)

An ambitious starlet wannabe (Olga San Juan) is mistaken for another girl (Mary Hatcher) who is scheduled for a screen test at Paramount. The mix up causes all sorts of problems. Directed by George Marshall (HOW THE WEST WAS WON). What would ordinarily have been a B programmer is elevated into an A picture with the presence of a couple of dozen major stars, most of them Paramount contract players. Most of these appearances are cameos but some of the stars, notably Bing Crosby and Bob Hope, are featured more than the others. It's a predictable piece of fluff which is (very) modestly entertaining and the majority of the fun is star spotting. Some like Veronica Lake whisk by so quickly that you'll miss them if you blink while others like Alan Ladd get nice featured bits. Among the star laden cast: Gary Cooper, Barbara Stanwyck, Burt Lancaster, William Holden, Paulette Goddard, Ray Milland, Dorothy Lamour, Sterling Hayden, Gail Russell, Robert Preston, Diana Lynn, Barry Fitzgerald, Pearl Bailey, Lizabeth Scott, Joan Caulfield, William Bendix, Mona Freeman, Patric Knowles, John Lund, Sonny Tufts, Virginia Field, Richard Denning, Cass Daley, Spike Jones, DeForest Kelley and Paula Raymond.

Toi, Le Venin (aka Nude In A White Car) (1959)

On an evening walk, a drifter (Robert Hossein) is lured into a car by a mysterious blonde whose face is hidden by the dark. After (presumably) having had sex, she pulls a gun on him, kicks him out of the car and tries to run him over. Determined to uncover her identity, he traces the car to a home with two attractive blonde sisters. One (Marina Vlady) is in a wheelchair, the other (Odile Versois) is her caretaker. But which is the nude in the white car? Based on the novel by Frederic Dard and directed by Robert Hossein (WICKED GO TO HELL). A family affair: director and star Hossein was married to Marina Vlady at the time and Odile Versois is Vlady's real sister. It's an intriguing mystery with noir-ish trimmings. Hossein keeps us off kilter through out the movie as he shifts suspicion from sister to sister so we're never quite sure who is the psychotic. Is Vlady faking her not being able to walk? Is Versois gaslighting the sister and the drifter into thinking Vlady is faking it? Are the sisters in it together? Why? What's the motivation. Worth checking out for mystery and noir fans. With Helena Manson and Lucien Callmand.

Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Vanity Fair (1932)

A social climber and gold digger (Myrna Loy) is determined to cement her reputation as a member of the upper crust. In her quest to live the opulent life, she betrays those closest to her. Based on the classic novel by William Makepeace Thackery (previously filmed in 1915 and 1923) and directed by Chester M. Franklin (THE THIRTEENTH HOUR). This is a "modern" adaptation of the Thackery novel and takes place in the 1920s and early 1930s as opposed to the mid 19th century setting of the Thackery novel. Although a pre code film, it takes a very moralistic attitude toward its heroine and her fate is more severe than the one Thackery gave her in his book. Loy (on loan from MGM) is very good but the rest of the acting is only adequate. Remade three years later as the first three strip Technicolor film. With Conway Tearle, Barbara Kent, Walter Byron and Anthony Bushell.

Napoleon And Josephine: A Love Story (1987)

The brilliant general (Armand Assante) who leads France from chaos to become the most powerful nation in Europe falls in love with an older woman (Jacqueline Bisset) with two children. Their passionate but volatile relationship is hindered by her inability to bear him a son and heir. Directed by Richard T. Heffron (FUTUREWORLD). A highly fictionalized rendering of the romance of Napoleon Bonaparte and Josephine De Beauharnais. Napoleon's battles and victories are not the focus point of this four and a half hour telefilm. They are merely a backdrop to the love story and indeed, almost feel like padding. It's a lush looking epic but its narrative is as creaky as an 1930s MGM historical movie (think MARIE ANTOINETTE or CONQUEST with Charles Boyer as Napoleon). As Napoleon, Assante tries too hard ("Hey, watch me act!") and Bisset is too contemporary although she looks smashing in Michel Fresnay's Empire silhouette high waisted gowns. With Anthony Perkins, Stephanie Beacham, Leigh Taylor Young, Jane Lapotaire, Patrick Cassidy, Jean Pierre Stewart and Ione Skye.